interviewer: why do you want a job at my bakery? me: i dont know. i just really Knead the dough interviewer: wow. ok. Listen , im only hiring you just so i can fire you
As soon as you break up with a bad dude they love to start putting on this act like they’ve changed their ways (manipulative) and have “learned” from you and have grown after being forced to think over their actions and how they’ve affected others for like the first time ever for a grand total of 0.03 seconds before they revert back to being emotionally vacant, over-sized children and I just want all you guys to know, I see what you’re doing and I know you’re all phoneys so shut up